It probably would be better on our role play blogs…. ANYWAY, I’m deeply insulted, you asshole.
Your half-brained mortal insults wound me, really, they do. As it stands, don’t you think it would be more appropriate to bother someone else? You know, find someone of your own intelligence level to bother, and let the big boys do their work.
You right, I should find someone more on my level. I thought bothering you would give me a laugh, but as it would turn out, you’re entirely uninteresting.
No wonder your plan to take over didn’t work out. You’d have made a terrible ruler.